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THE HOUSE HAS CLOSED

All the messy details coming up soon.

Can I Be Unconscious for 2 weeks?

As many of you may have heard, we have not closed on the house. The less said about this, the better.
Now I live under this mantra — expect the worst, hope for the best.

I was up for 2.5 hours last night — completely unable to sleep. I was having an anxiety attack and boy did it it suck. Around 4am as I was drifting off, I thought to myself “Wouldn’t it be nice if I could be mentally altetered for the next 2 weeks? Drunk, unconcious, comatose, or drugged to my eyeballs with some legal anti-anxiety sort of drug.

Alas, no. I believe these things lead you down the path to the dark side and since I enjoy a good margarita and being gainfully employed, there is no sense in going about this the wrong way. Still, I’m sure if I saw a doctor and asked to be made un-anxiety filled, the drugs would probably kick in right around the time the 2 weeks was up. And if the 25th goges badly, I’ll need a lot more than a pitcher of margaritas and a bottle of paxil, I’ll need a new heart and brain, because those will have exploded on me.