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Mikey bathes a doll!

Yep, thats right. The world is quickly going to hell in a handbasket, and despite that we spent 2.5 hours in a class learning how to bathe a doll.
The nice little baby doll even came with an umbilical stump and green poop (moooshed up green beans babyfood in a blob on its butt!). The best part was Mike got to clean it and wash its head. He also learned how to put on a nice little diaper.
Everyone say “awwww, how cuuuuute!”

Profanity

Did you ever have a day where you felt like swearing? Lots? I don’t mean dropping words and phrases like Damn it or shit, but rather the desire to swear like any character in a Quentin Tarantino movie.
I want to swear like this: Pulp Fiction.
I don’t know why, really. I’m not in a bad mood, but I am really REALLY censored tired today. I could also really use one long bleeeeeeeeep vacation.
Maybe I’ll watch Pulp Fiction tonight just for the release.

Closing in on the end date

IF, and I emphasis IF little Bloy Jr. comes on his scheduled date — not a moment earlier or later — I will have only FIFTY 5-0 more days left of this! Having said that, I firmly believe he’s getting kinda bored in there and wants out ASAP. He won’t be considered “fully cooked” until Sept 26th, so he’ll just have to wait. Judging by his current temperment he’ll impatiently wait with his little feet firmly planted in my left rib-cage. (OW OW OW OOOOOOOOW!)
What else?
Aaaahhhh, yes….
Yes, we have a name.
No, I’m not announcing it here.
I’m cruelly withholding the information from the grandparents. Family gets to find out when the ink is dry on the birth certificate.

We still have no nursery, furniture, clothes, bottles, rattles or other baby equipment. So, if anyone is interested in providing this impending bundle of joy some gifts we’re registered at Babies R Us.

On the bright side?, we have “Birthing Class this Saturday for NINE HOURS. Ugh. We also get to watch FUN videos of people giving birth. Lets hope that they don’t show the videos immediately before or after lunch!

That is all. Resume your regularly scheduled day.

So, hows that pregnancy going?

In case anyone was wondering I’m re-posting a quote from earlier today.

I need more sleep, i have a 4-5lb creature who is trying to kick my intestines out of my body, small woodland creatures seek shade under my boobs and I am more personally acquainted with my toilet seat than I ever needed to be.
And that, boys and girls, sums up pregnancy in the third trimester.