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If you hear the gunshot, it probably missed you

WHAT…. THE…. FUCK… ??????????????
Getting gas, cleaning your car, mowing your lawn, shopping at a strip mall….
These are all supposed to be really fucking mundane activities.

Normal people do NOT:

• Put the gas pump in the car and then pace around the gas station lot trying very hard to be a moving target.


• Hope that the woman standing still next to her car gets the bullet before you do.


• Sprint from car to building

I hope they catch this nutjob, blow several holes in his body from hidden locations and then leave him for the rats.
Its one thing to be a nice normal serial killer and kill a certain type of person because they remind you of your psychotic mother, or some chick who dumped you when you were 17, or because you want to make a skin suit to be a woman, or whatever your fucking psychosis is. I can’t quite get my mind around this one, though. I’ve probed my dark side (and I think we know I have a healthy dark side) a lot lately and even I can’t even come up with a good reason to randomly shoot people. No pattern? No demographic? No geographic mapping? Perhaps a lunatic gun-control advocate or a dude who really hates people who drive (nevermind the 13 year old)?
Suddenly the rainy weekend and an apartment that needs organizing seem like fabulous excuses to avoid leaving the house.
I wonder if PeaPod has experienced a rise in business from people too afraid to go out and buy their own damned groceries?

Synonymous with Awholelottanofun

Laparoscopic Cholecystectomy.

Thats fancy talk for doctors pokin’ round your insides with a camera, scissors and other fun medical equipment and cutting out your gallbladder. Apparently you can squeeze a gallbladder out of a hole about 1.5 inches long.

Ugh.