Dubious Accomplishments

December 23, 2002 - 12:01pm
Submitted by kirstin on December 23, 2002 - 12:01pm.

First, in the spirit of the approaching holidays: Merry Christmas. Buy this cd, its totally awesome. Track 9 Barenaked Ladies and Sarah McLachlan is the coolest Christmas arrangement I’ve ever heard.
OK, now on to today’s topic, a little something I’d like to call “Dubious Accomplishments.”
To protect the “innocent” I won’t use names, so we’ll call them X and Y. I was having a dull day at work so I asked X to tell me something interesting to brighten my day. X tells me “ask Y about the sex we had last night!” Naturally, I’m thinking something REALLY interesting happened. Perhaps the bed broke, or the dining table was cleared recklessly, maybe the neighbors complained and the police came, or all of the above and the family pet(s) were traumatized. Isn’t that what you would think? Naturally, I waited until “Y” was online and said “tell me about this awesome sex.” The response I got was “We had sex twice. The second time was the Best Sex Ever.”
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In an instant my whole morning was shattered. I was hoping to live vicariously through someones quasi-pornographic sex. Sex that wasn’t “i’movulatingtakemenow!
Twice? I wasn’t aware twice in one day was an accomplishment.
Y said “Until Z years ago, neither was I.”
So, tell me boysandgirls IS sex more than once a day anomalous? I don’t mean not having time to have sex 2, 3, 4, or even 6 times in one 24 hour period, but actually having the stamina, interest, or bodily function to give it another go. Who are the weird ones? Us or them. Do tell.