Babies Babies Everywhere!
So my birthday is rapidly approaching. Eh…no big deal I guess. But WHAT THE HELL IS THAT TICKING NOISE? Everywhere I turn there are babies. EVERYWHERE! We were even delivered an American Baby magazine by mistake. I swear I have nothing to do this. OK.. no one was holding a gun to my head and making me watch 4 episodes “Birth Day” on TLC Sunday morning, but I couldn’t help myself. I’m also surrounded by men with pregnant wives. They talk about all the strange things going on. One guys wife wants the Edy’s Lime Frozen Fruit Bars. YUM YUM! I remember last April/May craving pineapple and shrimp! Of course, on the bright side this whole TIKTOKTIKTOK thundering in my head has me drinking water, taking my vitamins, eating vegetables and fruit and even trying to exercise more. Does anyone have any idea what happens to your GI if you start eating massive amounts of veggies? I mean, sure you feel healthier and stuff, but WOW! Roughage.
I’m sure you’re all wondering where kirstin has gone. Sure…I could talk all about how (D)HTML is making me nuts and how I’m learning all sorts of new webskills. I could, but until the universe turns off the Baby Alert, I won’t be able to be a normal person.
Anyway. Wish me a happy birthday. Its coming in 5 days.
Whoopee!
Thirty!
Whatever.
And just to add further credence to the theory that the universe is out to get me:
What did I find in my mailbox last night? A baby catalogue. No, not one that sells babies, but one that sells strollers and cribs and bibs and breast pumps and monitors….
Did I ask for mail to be delivered incorrectly? NO!
Did I have to look at everything in the catalogue? YES!
Is this my fault? No, I say. Its the universe. Don’t you all believe me?
A catalog the sells babies. That would be kind of nifty.
I’m all for the baby catalog, over bombs.. eek, you need a distraction.. where’s the bunny?
eek, i’m guilty of it.. I posted my newborn cousins picture to my page, minutes later im commenting on your baby post.. kirstin, dear.. hide, hibernate… it will blow over.