Take your pick...

March 15, 2007 - 10:17am
Submitted by kirstin on March 15, 2007 - 10:17am.

If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to
why don’t you go where fashion sits,
Puttin’ on the ritz.

Or, for those that remember this maddenly catchy song:

all i wanna do is to thank you
even though i dont know who you are
you let me change lanes
while i was driving in my car

or

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you’re here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

or

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii’m sailiiiiiiiiiiing away
Set an open course for the virgin sea
cos I’ve got to be freeeeeeeeeeeeee…..

Whats your aural pain?

Share and enjoy!

torture

March 15, 2007 - 7:13pm
Jonathan (not verified)

Alright, now you’re just torturing us. Especially with that middle one.

[shudder]

Damn cranky Brits...

March 22, 2007 - 10:01am
Ryan K (not verified)

(Spelled phonetically)

“Tew-DAI iz gunna be the DAI,
That wure gunna throw it back to eewwwww,
By nowww you shudda somehowww,
ree-liized what you gotta dewww,
I dun belieeve that annn-ybody,
fiils the way I dew about you now-owww…”

And be sure to use the most nasal, cockney voice you can when singing it.