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How do you know you’re sick?

When you can take NyQuil (original flavor) and not even notice it has a taste at all.

When you can smell and taste milk that is apparently “off” and not be able to tell until someone else nearly gags at the smell.

Also, “Non-drowsy formula” is a damned dirty lie, I tell ya.
I’m nearly asleep at my desk, unable to smell or taste much and desperate for a nap.