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“ADAM, Stop shoving dollar bills in mommy’s cleavage!”

2 $1.00 bills lying innocently on the table.
1 mother in tank top
1 toddler who has observed his father waaaaaay toooo many times playing with mommy’s boobies who is, incidentally, a bit hyper

My son is 19 months old and a breast fetishist. I swear. When he’s tired and a female picks him up with an open-collared shirt, he’ll snuggle up and stick a hand down the shirt in search of warm cleavage. I’ve had embarrassed women at Kindercare attempt to explain, in broken English, how they TRY to stop it, but he keeps putting his hands back. What can you do?

Yep, thats my son. Enjoying for now what he’ll be slapped for later.