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Those of you familiar with Fark.com are probably very familiar with the phrase UFIA. If you’re not, UFIA is a lovely acronym for Unsolicited Finger in the Anus. If you’re unfamiliar with the Judicial (yes, JUDICIAL) origins of UFIA, click here for the Urban Dictionary.com definition.
So now you know and you’re wondering what the S*A* could possibly be. Why it’s SELF ADMINISTERED, of course! My sweet and adorable son, Adam, must name all body parts. When his diaper is off, he likes to name pepe (which sounds more like puepue) and buTTT. Naming pepe involves jamming an available index finger into said body part and surrounding areas (Guys… when does it start to hurt when you pound yourself in the testicles?). Naming and locating the buTTTT requires more acrobatics and the near miss of a SAFIA. I’m glad that the lower extremities are lower and come after the naming of the eyes and nose, otherwise I suspect I could end up with a big, poopy mess.

OK, ONE MORE THING and then I’m done for the night.
Attention LURKERS.
I see our monthly stats with visits from strange places I don’t recognize, and from places I do recognize, but where I don’t think I know anyone there. So if you are one of those people, drop a comment and say HI THERE — I stopped by.
Was that soooooooooooo hard? I didn’t think so.