Mikey bathes a doll!
August 29, 2003 - 9:10am
Yep, thats right. The world is quickly going to hell in a handbasket, and despite that we spent 2.5 hours in a class learning how to bathe a doll.
The nice little baby doll even came with an umbilical stump and green poop (moooshed up green beans babyfood in a blob on its butt!). The best part was Mike got to clean it and wash its head. He also learned how to put on a nice little diaper.
Everyone say “awwww, how cuuuuute!”
I have visions of Mike holding a doll by it’s left ankle and dunking it’s head in a bucket while trying to fit himself into a Pampers brand disposable diaper.
I’ve decided to give myself a lobotomy, anyone have a rusty coat-hanger?
Um, thats put a diaper on the DOLL, not himself. Although, that is a funny image.